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Best response (that I have used many a time):

I am 100% guilty.... officer.

I can argue about actual guilt or innocence with the municipal court judge later if five-O decides to write me up. My record is 8-0 at last count, they all take the money in lieu of points. Muni courts are cheap dates...
But most times cops are in a bad mood and even giving the whiff of innocence is merely reeling out bait for a fight. Don't do that. And get a Valentine One. Although this one statie followed me for a mile when I had my top down and just as I was going to merge onto the parkway he gets on the loudspeaker and says "Porsche guy.... radar detectors make you look guilty". To which I mentally replied.... I think you mean driving a Porsche makes you look guilty, hence the V1. I'm watching you too smokie!!