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Originally Posted by Perfectlap

I saw this on a menu at a South Beach Italian restaurant.

Heaven Is Where:

The Italians are the cooks
The French are the lovers
The British are the police
The Germans are the mechanics
It's all organized by the Swiss

Hell is Where:

The British are the chefs
The Swiss are the lovers
The French are the mechanics
The Germans are the police
it's all organized by the Italians!

Brilliant !