No actual insults yet but...I've had more than one person who saw me pull up to a sports bar out front and when I walk in they comment that they wouldn't waste their money on a Boxster when they could be driving a 911. I always tell them I agree the 911 is the ultimate feat of German engineering. I then ask them what year their 911 is and that's when they look like a deer caught in the headlights. They tell me they don't actually own a 911 so I ask them what model Porsche they do own since it obviously wouldn't be a 986 or 987. That's when they start to fidget and tell me they drive a minivan. Actually had one minivan driver give me advice on how to drive my 986. Sometimes I tell them that minivans rock...they are chick bait with the back seat for groceries and stuff. I love minivans drivers...they are the ultimate feat of American engineering!
