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Originally Posted by Chuck W.
Rodney Dangerfield
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A few more from one of my favorite comedians of all time...
--I don’t get no respect. Every time I get on an elevator, the elevator attendant always asks me the same question: “Basement?”
--I don’t get no respect. Lots of women get morning sickness when they’re pregnant; my mom got sick after I was born.
--This steak is so tough it still has the marks where the jockey was kickin’ it
--I don’t get no respect. The other day I was standing outside my hotel and the doorman told me to call him a cab.
--Hey, somebody step on a duck?