OKAY, let's just lay this to rest.
Look, I accept my responsibility and it's my fault for writing my initial description of the tickets in the manner I did, since you all seem to be focusing on the 92-in-a-65 bit. I seem to have put you all on the defensive as well over the "OC cops are dicks" thing. I was going nowhere near that on the way down to San Diego this time--are you kidding me!? You think I'd blaze down the freeway when I just got done paying a fine? This is also a nation-wide forum and opinions will differ.
You guys are all right and I'm wrong. I was expecting a different level of empathy than what I received. What was I expecting from the internet? Whoops.
Now please leave me to attend to my butt-hurt wounds.
I won't let you guys burn me again, I promise.
Oh, but
does anyone have a suggestion for me about the license plate mounting!?!