[thom4782]

Simple, actually...

1. Get up and dressed by 8:00 am
2. Go to garage
3. Lower top and start car
4. Drive directly to Dunkin Donuts while observing the rules of the road
5. Order a dozen donuts of your choice along with a cup of java
6. Place the box of donuts on passenger seat and the coffee in the cup holder
7. Restart car
8. Proceed to nearest interstate entrance
9. Enter highway
10. Drive 100+
11. When smokey pulls you over, offer him or her a jelly filled donut
12. Have one yourself along with a sip of coffee as smokey writes out the speeding ticket and gets ready to arrest you for the attempted bribe.

Now you've done donuts