[Perfectlap]

I was driving along this small town road when my Valentine One goes off. This small town cop ducked out of his perch to get on my tail. He followed me the whole length of the road until I reached the NJ Parkway. I had the top down, just before I merge onto the highway he gets on the loudspeaker and says "Hey Porsche guy.... Radar detectors make you look guilty".
I wanted to yell back "drivers in Porsches look guilty to cops, that's why I use a V1."