Too Cool for School
Working at Lee Barracks in Mainz, Germany and I had just picked up my 944 at the factory. Outside the PX I was putting stuff in the hatchback and enjoying watching a group of GIs admiring the car. I was so cool I couldn't stand myself. I then realized I had just dumped a giant soda into the brand new carpet, along with a bunch of ice. I calmly closed the hatch and raced for home and the shop vac. Traded the car a year later for an AC 911 -- no hatch to dump stuff in!
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