I am seriously disheartened and disappointed that NOBODY, especially one whose initials are "J" and "D", has yet offered this:
JOHNNY RIVERS - Secret Agent Man 1966 - YouTube
Surely JD listened to that at least once whilst pursuing an arch nemesis through the Alps or making a getaway through an Eastern European city with stolen top-secret microfilm?
You all ought to be ashamed! Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Now for the really cheesy ones, try any one of these:
Jim Stafford-Spiders and Snakes - YouTube
Shaving Cream Song - YouTube
Maureen Mcgovern - "The Morning After" from the Poseidon Adventure - YouTube
Brand New Key - YouTube
DBear