[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by Jager

My Psychiatrist recommended I also write about all my other similar past experiences. He suggested that I share all my animal tragedies that I’ve had with the Jägermobile; this includes a field mouse, cats, rabbit, roadrunner, deer, bob cat, crow, skunk, armadillo, cats, zebra (obviously this doesn’t happen often so it’s a real good story, it so happens that Randolph Hearst had a collection of exotic animals near his castle just north of here) mountain lion, Texas Long Horn steer, and sparrow… Does anyone care to read about them?

I would caution you from including this diatribe in the vehicle's car fax report . Also, I'm contacting PETA !