[Perfectlap]

If All else fails park the car directly across the street from your local dealer with one of those vinyl wrap banners that says:

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IMS FAILURE: DEAD PORSCHE!!
2005 Sticker $60K
Now: $0
(place your email here)

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Keep feeding the parking meter until you either get a cease and dessist letter.
Which would be bogus since you are free to park where you wish. Or some compromise to help you out. Hit every dealer on a Saturday.