[Bigswampy]

So I'm in the lobby of Sears Imports talking to my friend Rob Seuss about trading my daughters flawless 1987 Buick Park Ave, (yes a granny car with only 70,000) on something a little sportier and cooler. There we were hand to hand full contact horsin' over a Mazda something or other when I posed an interesting question. "Rob why are we going to town over a hoopty swap when I could be dealing on that beautiful 2002 Boxy with only 18k miles (I dare you to find a piece of dust anywhere on the vehicle)?" 20 minutes later I was contemplating the "uh honey, I bought a Porsche..." Well my wife thought that was a swell idea and in moved everything she motors with and she was so happy she got her new car. Down to the tortoise shell cat eye EyeBobs sunglasses and the motoring scarf it is a feminine wonder of the automotive world. Our kids just shake their heads. Hey, enjoy right? Good motoring from Minnesota!