[Johnny Danger]

Thanks Jager . But, after a couple of days of intense psycho therapy, a cure has finally been realized . Clinicians have fitted my radio with a chastity bra, along with a life-size cut-out of Chaz Bono to be positioned between me and the radio at all times in order to diminish my libido . For the first time since being released from a Burmese prison camp (captured years ago while on assignment), I finally feel free !