Further mystery abounds !!!!!
Deep within the tropical rain forest, a recent archaeology "dig" uncovered never before seen relics belonging to the ancient Amazonian Goddess RETSXOB . Not only is it amazing to see how these treasures show a striking resemblance to the Danger Keychain, but the uncanny likeness of their colors to speed yellow, guards red, lapis blue, biarritz white, arctic silver, forest green and black . But, perhaps most importantly, one of the expedition members was able to decipher that the Goddess's name when spelled backwards was an anadrome for BOXSTER. What's even more incredible, is that the Goddess is believe to have lived in the year 986 ! Coincidence ? I think not. Behold the power of the Danger Keychain.
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Don't worry … I've got the microfilm.
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