[Johnny Danger]

In view of all the lingering questions and concerns regarding the Charlie Chan muffler, while on top secret assignment yesterday, I decided to take a short detour and visit Mr. Chan myself. Unfortunately, he was not available, but I was able to speak with his assistants, Fook Yu and Fook Me . Despite the language barrier, I was able to glean from our discussion, is that the muffler is designed to give you "boom-boom long time" ! I'm not exactly sure what that means, but maybe it will help .