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Originally Posted by Mark_T
I heard that in heaven they have French cooking, German cars, and English humor.
In hell they have English cooking, French cars and German humor.
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I saw that on a the back of an Italian menu in South Beach.
In heaven:
The cooks are Italian
The police are British
The lovers are French
The mechanics are German
and it's all organized by the Swiss
In Hell
The cooks are British
The mechanics are French
The lovers are Swiss
The police are German
and its all organzied by the Italians!