DD,
regarding the keys. Start the car (oh wait it doesn't start
)..
Put the key in the door lock. lock the door, you should hear the actuators in the door lock. Stick the key back in and unlock the door. Get in the car. Put the key in the ignition all the way to the right. open the door and pull up on the front and rear trunk levers.
Let's play a game: How far and long can I drive this car without putting more than $100 into it. Come back post how many miles you've racked up.
p.s.
that seems like a lot of oil for it to be coming from cracked coil packs. That's another DIY. But I'm not expert on wrenching...this car has been so reliable for me that I've rarely had to touch it. It has yupiefied me.