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SStiebers: I did a search and didn't find anything...that made me feel great to be the very first numb brain with this problem.

Thanks vath2001: I called my friendly Porsche dealer who told me I had to tow it to them for them to order the key. Thanks for confirming that for me. At this point, and after having torn my entire house apart including the garbage bags, couch cracks and kitty litter, 250$ sounds like a bargain to get my ride back.

My theory is that I dropped the key on the front balcony and the pizza boy walked away with a free flashy key chain. I hate pizza.

I guess I'll go make my contribution towards our favorite brand now...