Kirk -
you have a rough life - you have a wicked cool very unique Boxster - with that "Assitant" sprawled all over it - and now you have a 996 Carrera 4S - which I'm sure your "assistant" will be all too happy to once again sprawl all over it. I can only imagine the photos you AREN'T uploading for the world to see..
yes, my friend, you have a very rough life indeed. Can I come over to your house and sulk in misery with you???
