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Its obvious:
Your convertible will be an even more exciting drive when you install a Boxster performance chip
Just like the ad says.... I bet it will even increase horpower, torque, brake performance, gas mileage, decrease gas prices, stabilize tire pressure, improve radio reception, more attractive people will ride in the car with you, red lights will all go green and the best is that it will take 5 strokes off you golf game (per nine holes)! All this and more. And if you buy now, we'll throw in the ShamWow to wash and dry your car.
Call now! Operator standing by!
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My Porsche mechanic drives a Saturn.
'98 Artic Silver w/ Tip
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