Thanks for all the comments, guys. Before you draw halos above these jokers' heads, though, you should know that they've also been responsible for mailing me boxes of broken glass and fake invoices from the school system for the damage I did to their school when I got hurt.
Nah, of course you guys are right. I've been very fortunate to have good friends around me...even if they did fill my office mailbox with bullets when I was shot and give me a fire extinguisher for my birthday the year I got burnt.
Of course, I would
never pull any pranks like that.
Hey look! This is my 1300th post. I really have to find something to do.