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Originally Posted by Grizzly
Of course you do. But who will you call first when someone scratches your car, burglarizes your house, sticks you up at the ATM, steals your Village People albums or kicks your ass? Yeah...that's what I thought.
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Grizz, here in Texas we just call our buddy and ask him to bring over the extra ammo we've been storing at his place.
Our law enforcement officials are so busy not deporting illegal aliens and not executing drug dealers that they don't even show up when your house is robbed unless you say the magic words, "Robbery IN PROGRESS."
BTW, a good lawyer will get you off of all those charges. It's worth trying to get off of them just to rub the cops nose in it.