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Forum: Boxster General Discussions 02-05-2007, 06:29 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 6,653
Posted By Rouser
Wow! $500 for this Dension doohickey?! Try...

Wow! $500 for this Dension doohickey?!

Try a 2point5 spec.dock (http://www.2point5.com/) for less ...
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 02-02-2007, 03:19 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,094
Posted By Rouser
Pity that a bunch of folks will buy the thing...

Pity that a bunch of folks will buy the thing before they realize what an actual POS it really is.

Keep an eye out in the resale mags and watch how the used prices take a nosedive; always a good...
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 12-02-2005, 03:42 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,295
Posted By Rouser
I wasn't aware that Porsche tested anybody's...

I wasn't aware that Porsche tested anybody's "chips." Why would they want to certify something that with all intents and purposes SHOULD void your vehicle's warranty? :confused:

I thought it was...
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 10-04-2005, 02:56 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 813
Posted By Rouser
Four (4); two (2) Leading and two (2) Trailing. ...

Four (4); two (2) Leading and two (2) Trailing. All four are the same type (i.e. size & heat range).

Trying to win a bet?
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 09-26-2005, 02:30 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 884
Posted By Rouser
THANK YOU! :rolleyes: Put the sub in the...

THANK YOU! :rolleyes:

Put the sub in the SUV, and drop the top in the Box, You can't gangsta lean & shift at the same time.
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 09-15-2005, 11:11 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,101
Posted By Rouser
Smile :D I love it ... rolled off my chair. :rolleyes:

:D I love it ... rolled off my chair. :rolleyes:
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 09-15-2005, 08:56 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,101
Posted By Rouser
Don't take it to S. Korea, whether you're there...

Don't take it to S. Korea, whether you're there for a short or long haul; just buy yourself some Hyundai, Daewoo, or Kia luxo-mobile and save yourself the pain & heartache.

I was stationed there...
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 08-31-2005, 02:00 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,652
Posted By Rouser
That, and if you're treating rims on a Porsche...

That, and if you're treating rims on a Porsche more like jewelry than performance-enhancement items, you should consider another brand of vehicle.

How about a nice SUV? Ugly, fat-assed women are...
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 08-22-2005, 03:08 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,740
Posted By Rouser
Drive the car frequently (every day, not every...

Drive the car frequently (every day, not every month), brake often (at STOP signs, traffic lights, and seriously tight curves), and don't get too anal about stuff like that. :rolleyes:

In the end,...
Forum: Performance and Technical Chat 08-10-2005, 03:50 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,363
Posted By Rouser
Snake oil ... might as well be a hair dryer for...

Snake oil ... might as well be a hair dryer for all the good it'll do.

Is this something you want to brag your P-O-R-S-C-H-E has?
Forum: Performance and Technical Chat 06-16-2005, 12:21 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,323
Posted By Rouser
From the above pic, it doesn't look like they...

From the above pic, it doesn't look like they integrate at all. Bye-bye trunk space. :rolleyes:

For that, I'd go with a 3.4L conversion ...
Forum: Performance and Technical Chat 06-10-2005, 12:05 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,167
Posted By Rouser
(Outrageous Velocity) ÷ (How Often You'll Want To...

(Outrageous Velocity) ÷ (How Often You'll Want To Replace Your Brakes + Tires) = The Speed You'll Negotiate The Turn With.

Formula always reels me in ...
Forum: Video Center 04-06-2005, 03:50 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,595
Posted By Rouser
:dance: How do you like your rice?

:dance: How do you like your rice?
Forum: Show and Tell Gallery 03-31-2005, 01:35 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,694
Posted By Rouser
"9-the most important....a red engine start...

"9-the most important....a red engine start button."

Gimme a break ... that's starting to become so rice. :rolleyes:
Forum: Performance and Technical Chat 02-11-2005, 01:50 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,325
Posted By Rouser
Snake oil ... money best spent elsewhere.

Snake oil ... money best spent elsewhere.
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 12-29-2004, 12:25 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,363
Posted By Rouser
Oh, brother ... :rolleyes: I couldn't have...

Oh, brother ... :rolleyes:

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Well ... I'd replace "silly" with "stupid".
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 12-20-2004, 02:04 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,164
Posted By Rouser
I beg to differ ... Maybe that's what you're...

I beg to differ ...

Maybe that's what you're "allowed by law" in the UK, but he's going to get pulled over here, because the car isn't sold equipped that way in the USA.

Here it's clear...
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 12-15-2004, 02:25 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,164
Posted By Rouser
As you pull out of your driveway, chances are...

As you pull out of your driveway, chances are you'll be pulled over and cited for violating your state's vehicular lighting laws. Best you don't bother taking that chance.

That yellow tinge is...
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 06-15-2004, 12:28 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,469
Posted By Rouser
Heck, if you need to show off your Porsche to...

Heck, if you need to show off your Porsche to "help" you pick up chicks, you might what to check for some other "issues" ...
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 06-04-2004, 01:41 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,225
Posted By Rouser
Thumbs down Yes it is ... really.

Yes it is ... really.
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 06-04-2004, 01:31 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,406
Posted By Rouser
IrfanView (http://www.irfanview.com/) ......

IrfanView (http://www.irfanview.com/) ... best/easiest one out there.
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 06-02-2004, 12:22 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,225
Posted By Rouser
Thumbs down Looks like another Rice vs. Euro vs. Domestic...

Looks like another Rice vs. Euro vs. Domestic testosterone site. :rolleyes: No thanks.

'99 Mitsu Eclipse #1 Import? Pa-leese ...
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 05-26-2004, 12:32 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,426
Posted By Rouser
The Sport Technos look very nice. The...

The Sport Technos look very nice. The Cargraphics look too busy; more like a BBS knockoff. And I have to agree about 19 inchers against NYC tarmac.

But hey ... it's your car, your money, your...
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 05-07-2004, 01:00 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,401
Posted By Rouser
This might sound WAY stupid, but you better check...

This might sound WAY stupid, but you better check tire pressures all around, and make sure they're up-to-spec. Also, what are these? 16"/17"/18" rims/tires?

Some owners seem to think that when...
Forum: Boxster General Discussions 05-07-2004, 12:48 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,851
Posted By Rouser
Time to find a new forum(s). You'll just be...

Time to find a new forum(s).

You'll just be engaging in pointless arguements with individuals who are TOTALLY clueless about Boxsters specifically and Porsches in general.

Save yourself the...
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