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Wow this area of the forum is empty. I could say anything I want and there's no one around to see it.

I miss that rich spoiled douchebag.
Cats are evil creatures that would kill and eat us if they could.
Milk in bags sounds like a bad idea.
Liberals and conservatives are annoying.
Pastel Yellow is too girly for me.
I hate glass tops.
I can't relate to the cheese and wine crowd.
I'm a spec boxster groupie.

Awesome just awesome. I agree with most of your points. Mr Landa should come back for sure. For some reason I miss that tool.

I'd post a reply but I was recently eaten by a gun toting cat.

I agree with you re: the glass tops - they put me on edge when I see them.

He has said what the rest of us always wanted to but never had the guts to. 0.o

Speed yellow is my favorite though. Seems like yellows and oranges are love'em or hate'em color. I have two friends/customers that have a speed yellow boxster. I sold this box to one of them and he turned it into a spec. Pastel can work on a racecar.
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I was very hesitant buying a speed yellow car off of pictures alone.

It's got a deeper tone to it in person and looks great with the right rims and accents!

And that pastel yellow one looks like a screen shot out of gran turismo, they have rufs colors rather then Porsche's so I run a somewhat pastel 3400s on that game.

One whole year and nothing has been said in the cayman section! Very sad. Why do we even have this section?

Because I installed some home-made bumper plugs on my wife's Cayman.....

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............and I think the thread should survive.

Just sayin'...........

TO

2017 was a prime example of an odd year.

When a watch battery dies it records the time of it’s own death.

Finally is pronounced « final-e » but Finale is pronounced « fin-ally ».

While writing ‘almost’ we use all of 'most’ and most of 'all’.

Having suicidal thoughts are just a few cells plotting to kill all their colleagues.

We eat pizza from the inside out.

Anyone in charge of product placement who puts back pain relief products on the bottom shelf should be fired.

Warm soda and cold coffee are the same temperature.

Entering ‘99’ on a microwave cooks 39 seconds longer than entering ‘100’.

Music was better when people didn't have to be good looking to make it.

It would be fun to work at an unemployment office and get fired and then show up again the next day.

If you think about it, church is just a book club that got really out of hand.

Firefighters never want the option of working from home.

In the era of self-driving cars, driving will only be a hobby, which is exactly what happened to horseriding.

(from Showerthoughts)

I'm jonesing for a 987.2 Cayman, better oiling system, 4 oil scavenge pumps to evacuate oil out of the heads instead of 2 like in the 986, no IMS, electronically controlled oil pump , lots more HP... Also thinking about PDK...

That's a pretty cool website, one I hadn't come across before. Found a few more gems that are (IMO) worthy of sharing:

Children are expensive orgasms.

If the people in Star Wars had the force why didn’t they just turn off their opponents lightsaber

You could make a fortune selling “No Soliciting” signs door to door

If you’re over 18 but under 21 and are arrested for drinking alcohol, you can be charged as an adult for being under aged.

If voodoo dolls were real if you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself would you ever be able to get up?

What if you could just record silence and then play it on loudspeakers on full blast to make the whole room quiet.

If a beer company named their beer “Responsibly,” all other beer companies would automatically be advertising their product for them.

If the Earth were flat cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

When the first human is born on Mars we will have to add ‘Planet of Origin’ to our passports.

Zoos are elaborate prisons for animals that aren’t delicious.

What’s the point of storm troopers wearing armor if they die after taking one shot anyways?

The first group of people that head to another star on a spaceship will probably get passed by a ship that leaves 100 years later, with better technology

Nothing like the sight of a urinal to let you know you’re in the right bathroom.

There’s a petition to have The Last Jedi stricken from the Star Wars canon. You’d think Star Wars fans would realize that if you strike something down it will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

The 1-star reviews on “Home Defibrillators” are probably very sad.

Pizza is a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left

Nothing gets a person out of bed faster than the sound of a dog vomiting.

It would suck if you were bisexual and the man of your dreams married the woman of your dreams.

A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided, if they had built their towns big enough for another person

Luke Skywalker joined the Rebellion because he saw a 10 second video and thought his sister was hot.

Pollen is essentially plant sperm, which makes Hay Fever an STD. Since no one is
voluntarily taking in the pollen, we’re basically being raped by trees.

Yeah, that would be cool. Wonder if they made a convertible version? :cool:

How did the first person think drinking cows milk was a good idea? Did he give it a taste test from the source one day?