The IMS "Absolution" ! - 986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners

Johnny Danger · 08-14-2013, 06:13 PM

There are unconfirmed reports that LN Engineering and Flat 6 Innovations are secretly working on a new IMSB replacement called the IMS "Absolution". Sources say that the new bearing won't require any installation. But, rather it can be "miracled" in place ! Both companies are waiting on final approval from the Vatican.

Jake Raby · 08-14-2013, 07:02 PM

Its all in the installation tool... Really. Its at the Patent Attorney's office now.

Johnny Danger · 08-14-2013, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jake Raby

Its all in the installation tool... Really. Its at the Patent Attorney's office now.

Hallelujah Jake !

san rensho · 08-14-2013, 08:03 PM

Let us pray:

My father can play dominoes better than yours can!

Dominic go frisk' em!

Hayden · 08-14-2013, 09:29 PM

Confirmed. A buddy of mine heard about this a while back and got in touch with them last month to see if there were any employment opportunities available. Sure enough, he received the initial Certified Bearing Exorcist application on Monday for when/if God allows the program to move forward. Pricey trip, but worth it to do His will. Fingers crossed.

Johnny Danger · 08-16-2013, 12:07 PM

There's also "IMS Camp" for youth aspiring Porsche owners.

manolo · 08-19-2013, 12:35 PM

Can they "pray the IMS away"?

Johnny Danger · 08-20-2013, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by manolo

Can they "pray the IMS away"?

In "tongues" no less.