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Old 12-03-2015, 02:35 PM   #1
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It's mine babe': thief films himself stealing Porsche, then crashes it – video

'It's mine babe': thief films himself stealing Porsche, then crashes it

Too funny

Jamie Lee Sharp, 25, stole the keys to a Porsche Boxster during a burglary in Gloucester with 26-year-old accomplice James Honeywell. Reportedly, the pair had broken into a house in the Longlevens area of Gloucester and stole a television, a wallet, several other small items, and the keys to the Porsche Boxter.


Perhaps they would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for his narcissism. Right before getting in the car, Sharp shot a video of himself where he can be heard bragging: "Hey babe, do you like the Porsche I'm driving right now? Obviously I'm the driver." And "It's mine babe, obviously, I got links."

A perfectly documented confession for when he later crashed the vehicle into a wall, trapping himself inside, where all he could do was wait for the authorities to show up and arrest him.



On Tuesday, Sharp was sentenced to four years in jail after pleading guilty to burglary, aggravated vehicle theft, driving while disqualified, drunk driving, and driving without insurance. Honeywell got off easier, receiving only a 35 month sentence after to admitting burglary and aggravated vehicle taking.

Lesson learned: If you're going to steal a car, at least don't videotape yourself bragging about it in the process.




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Old 12-03-2015, 02:42 PM   #2
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He should have filled it up with gas after stealing it, it's not good to run the gas down so low. Of course he probably couldn't figure out where the gas filler was, so he just crashed it instead lol.
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Old 12-03-2015, 03:33 PM   #3
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Seriously though, the owner needs to fill up their tank more often.

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