$&*#@ old people
 

so i dry off from the shower and get dressed i take my dirty clothes in one hand and my wifes coffee mug in the other....take a wild guess which one i throw into the hamper and breaks....old people...go figure...now on the reason/excuse to the wife...she always looks foward to these tales....old people :rolleyes:

Look on the bright side, atleast you're not at the point where you might have taken a crap in the hamper.

i/we should worry more about when we are at the point of being spoon fed....my wife said she gonna feed me stuff i hate...old people abuse

or when you stand up to get out of bed... or laugh too hard, or sneeze.

We all suffer
 

so after last Xmas I put away the gadget we hang the wreath from. I put it away very carefully saying...now it will be easy to find next year.

Now it is next year ... guess what happened.

I could have changed my oil 3 times in the time I've been looking for the darn thing.

................Mike who?

i got all ya ninjas beat....i think....wait..what are we talking about

Damn, here I thought it was just me. When I start wearing Depends, I know it will be down hill from there. :cheers:

my wife is much younger than me [it aint easy] ive aged but never really matured.....i will stick my tongue out at her and make funny faces behind her back [knowing she sees me] once she said without looking up "i had hoped i would have gotten a few more years out of you before that behavior started"

Just remember which end to put them on; can be more embarrassing than you might imagine...............

Went to the store to buy some nice flannel p-jammy's...loved the Monkey on em. When I wore them the first time my wife said, where your glasses next time. Then I noticed in says, "Pet My Monkey. Now I wear em when I got to Walmart, just seems to fit with the folks there. :D

LOL! Reminds me of SNL's Sprockets with Mike Meyer as Dieter. "touch my monkey"

I can still climb into my Boxster! That's a good sign..........

Getting out is another story....... :(

If that is as bad as it gets, no issue.

Just be careful around the wife. Don't throw HER in the laundry basket.

:D

I assume you are talking from experience concerning the laundry basket. :D