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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-18-2015 12:19 PM

This thread is a perfect example on why you should lease real super cars.

No maintenance.
Dads Aventadors oil change cost 3700. Call Lamborghini 90210 I swear


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Crono0001 08-18-2015 12:19 PM

Wait a second, if you're so rich why do you own a base Boxster?

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-18-2015 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono0001 (Post 462186)
Wait a second, if you're so rich why do you own a base Boxster?


You've been gone but my dad bought it from this widow to bury her man.

I tuned it my way and I am learning what it's like to be able to afford a good project car. I have lots of zero mile cars around me but they are all stock.

This is my toy to mess with.

My last project car was an 01 AWD TWin Turbo Beetle. While still having new cars. Old cars are cool for projects fool




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JayG 08-18-2015 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono0001 (Post 462186)
Wait a second, if you're so rich why do you own a base Boxster?

BINGO!!! he is a poser

hancock1701 08-18-2015 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono0001 (Post 462186)
Wait a second, if you're so rich why do you own a base Boxster?

I think he's never been poor before, so he wants to experience it like us poor people.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-18-2015 12:33 PM

My Porsche ownership did not start because I chose it, it chose me.

You guys are poor [emoji111]🏻️


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JayG 08-18-2015 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 462173)
Bro stop being mean.
All I can tell you is that I have the most meticulous perfect maintenance base Boxster on this forum.
You buy tires because you have to, I buy tires because I want to. I did not do that at the dealer,.

On the dealer I put stainless steel brake lines, Oe rotors and pads, flush brake system. all new filters, cabin engine, a/c oil. It uses so much oil. New engine and transmission mounts to new spec.
New arms in front and rear to modern spec. It's aligned with new tranny fluids and suspension damped to spec.

I'm here because after I received the car like this I understood the concept of the dealer and the car was totally different.


The 6k was not even counting the new 2 keys I bought and the money that I will invest in a turbo stage 2?

Great experience [emoji4]


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Stop being a dickhead

Prove it with paperwork
If that car needed all that is was a POS

According to your first post, its a 2001 with only 51k miles and had over $11k in maintenance with full records and it was owned by an old man, so it probably was not driven hard. and you paid $20k for it and didnt have a PPI done frst

It is unlikely that all that service was needed and I doubt Porsche Of San Diego would write up a bogus service order with unneeded things

Prove to everyone here you are not a liar and full of crap by posting paperwork showing the service done as well as he $11k of prior maintenance.

You also posted an invoice for new tires that you supposedly already put on the car, so why would a dealer say you needed new tires???

So either you and your father are the stupidest people that ever walked the earth or you are just a liar or both

And I am not your Bro

RedTele58 08-18-2015 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 462194)
My Porsche ownership did not start because I chose it, it chose me.

You guys are poor [emoji111]��️


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And you're a douche.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-18-2015 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayG (Post 462196)
Stop being a dickhead



Prove it with paperwork

If that car needed all that is was a POS



According to your first post, its a 2001 with only 51k miles and had over $11k in maintenance with full records and it was owned by an old man, so it probably was not driven hard. and you paid $20k for it and didnt have a PPI done frst



It is unlikely that all that service was needed and I doubt Porsche Of San Diego would write up a bogus service order with unneeded things



Prove to everyone here you are not a liar and full of crap by posting paperwork showing the service done as well as he $11k of prior maintenance.



You also posted an invoice for new tires that you supposedly already put on the car, so why would a dealer say you needed new tires???



So either you and your father are the stupidest people that ever walked the earth or you are just a liar


Stop criticizing without knowing. I requested perfection. the mounts are because of my comfort.

My car feels like butter, yours has Never felt this good


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JayG 08-18-2015 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedTele58 (Post 462197)
And you're a douche.

No, a douche has value and is useful

JayG 08-18-2015 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 462198)
Stop criticizing without knowing. I requested perfection. the mounts are because of my comfort.

My car feels like butter, yours has Never felt this good


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I doubt it as none of what you say is true

Post the paperwork or shut up
Prove you are not full of crap

RedTele58 08-18-2015 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 462173)
Bro stop being mean.
All I can tell you is that I have the most meticulous perfect maintenance base Boxster on this forum.
You buy tires because you have to, I buy tires because I want to. I did not do that at the dealer,.

On the dealer I put stainless steel brake lines, Oe rotors and pads, flush brake system. all new filters, cabin engine, a/c oil. It uses so much oil. New engine and transmission mounts to new spec.
New arms in front and rear to modern spec. It's aligned with new tranny fluids and suspension damped to spec.

I'm here because after I received the car like this I understood the concept of the dealer and the car was totally different.


The 6k was not even counting the new 2 keys I bought and the money that I will invest in a turbo stage 2?

Great experience [emoji4]


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Put up or shut up douche-boy.

Let's see some receipts.

Timco 08-18-2015 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayG (Post 462199)
No, a douche has value and is useful

I've had to buy that stuff before....:(

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-18-2015 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedTele58 (Post 462203)
Put up or shut up douche-boy.



Let's see some receipts.


Ok no prob. I post the receipt.

Will I be cool now?

Will the flaming still continue?

Why do you guys keep doubting ?

Haven't you seen enough to not doubt.

I guess will upload today, I'm on the road
Just spent $170k on a food truck
Swear to God

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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-18-2015 01:00 PM

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Should I 8k. 2011 17kmilea



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BIGJake111 08-18-2015 01:35 PM

For someone who flaunts their crap.

You'd think you'd have something better to be proud of then a 15 year old entry level sports car, Dodge Ram, and "new beetle?"

As well as the Cheesecake Factory which is only a few dollars a plate more than outback lol.

For someone so against the poor, you sure don't have much yourself.

I mean a normal person would be plenty happy with a boxster. But you despise the poor in any way... That leaves me questioning how on earth you are comfortable with yourself In ram or new beetle and eating at the Cheesecake Factory where plenty of poor people go for their birthdays.

I've called you out before for having no self worth or anything meaningful such as relationships are hard work to value your existence on. But now I am starting to doubt as well if you really have anywhere near the money needed to be so against poor. You are actually rather poor yourself, very average. No you don't live in a trailer but with how you value money you must be furious with yourself for not having much much more.

particlewave 08-18-2015 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayG (Post 462045)
BURN MONEY!!!!
http://986forum.com/forums/uploads01...1439866824.jpg

EVERYONE POST THIS!!!

BURN THIS THREAD!

Ugh......

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-18-2015 01:48 PM

Today's earnings http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08...be5cc3942c.jpg


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Crono0001 08-18-2015 01:51 PM

Guys, you're all ****************************s. So what if he's rich and wants to experience poor?

Hey HansLanda. You should go buy a Geo Metro, then you'll REALLY know what it's like to be poor!

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-18-2015 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono0001 (Post 462221)
Guys, you're all ****************************s. So what if he's rich and wants to experience poor?

Hey HansLanda. You should go buy a Geo Metro, then you'll REALLY know what it's like to be poor!


Hans son in law is the CEO of one of our companies. We will be the official food of the Xolos and we will begin every caliente from mid 2016.

Going public in less than 24 hours


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