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Timco 08-17-2015 04:57 AM

Don't trust your valuable last name to fate!!

http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/a...psp1lxvb7s.jpg

Use TROJAN BRAND condoms, and choose a partner with at least your IQ!!

Deserion 08-17-2015 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itsnotanova (Post 461898)
I'm not saying this to be funny or put him down, but just saying. Maybe?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

Why you gotta call me out like that, man? :(

Kidding aside, I do have AS. And I'll be the first to admit that it took me a long, long time to get more, ahem, socially adjusted - and a lot of that is only in part due to my friends knocking enough sense into me. I still have my faults but I can manage for the most part. :o

The upside is that I'm not so clueless as to brag about things I had no part in earning. If that was the case I could add a few more Porsches to my "garage". :rolleyes:

pony13ca 08-17-2015 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deserion (Post 461903)
Why you gotta call me out like that, man? :(

Kidding aside, I do have AS. And I'll be the first to admit that it took me a long, long time to get more, ahem, socially adjusted - and a lot of that is only in part due to my friends knocking enough sense into me. I still have my faults but I can manage for the most part. :o

The upside is that I'm not so clueless as to brag about things I had no part in earning. If that was the case I could add a few more Porsches to my "garage". :rolleyes:

Cheers to you bro! AS is not an easy thing to deal with!! Here's to hoping, that the person in question, can gain some of your social awareness!!!

Timco, Keep the gold coming bro!!!!

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-17-2015 06:07 AM

[emoji23] I love you guys.

Thanks for the prognosis that you fine educated people provided [emoji182]

Hey guys,

Are you guys ready for your RFID implant? Mandatory if you make less than 250k a year or you will have to pay a new tax if you do not want it.

Pretty much it's going to start rolling out with people that got the Obamacare. Those people have SIGNED to get assistance and that is one of their obligations for requesting this aid. If they do not want it, payback what they gave you a fee and a tax.

Then after they have all that lot, they will say, "come get your chip implant and we will give you $500, your driver license, debit cards social security and passport is all in there, no more wallets" and people by the masses will come and get that on for the $500[emoji23]

Then the last bunch will be the ones that don't want the $500 but make less than $250k a year. They will slowly add a "what are you hiding tax" until that segment is filled.

Pretty much guys, they will track you guys like cattle and call me crazy all you want but time is ticking folks.

There is a power above all that will track people by knowing their locations, vital signs, economy, they will have birth control in that chip and this is just the begging.


Call me crazy but the super rich want to know exactly who is on this earth to extinguish the poor and needy. The ones that consume resources and do not create jobs.

You guys have been warned.

You guys can make fun of me all you want. I laugh with you guys [emoji113]🏻God knows I enjoy the silliness.

But now that I have your attention, please seek Jesus and try to relocate out of the Americas. Social unrest is coming. I swear you guys would not believe who I have dinner with, but he is higher than our president and I assure you the U.S. as you know it, is coming to an end.

So enjoy your 986's while you can.
Laugh at my dumb posts or selfies whatever, sorry if I hurt you, that's just a distraction.

But guys, real stuff is about to happen to this people










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pony13ca 08-17-2015 06:41 AM

[QUOTE=Mr.JonathanLanda;461916][emoji23] I love you guys.

Thanks for the prognosis that you fine educated people provided [emoji182]

Hey guys,

Are you guys ready for your RFID implant? Mandatory if you make less than 250k a year or you will have to pay a new tax if you do not want it.

Thanks for the warning! I know I'm late to the party, but how much money do you actually make? I don't want to know how much allowance your daddy gives you.
I want'to know how much money you, yourself actually earn out in the real world? Less than 250K perhaps?

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-17-2015 07:09 AM

Wow!
 
[QUOTE=pony13ca;461920]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 461916)
[emoji23] I love you guys.



Thanks for the prognosis that you fine educated people provided [emoji182]



Hey guys,



Are you guys ready for your RFID implant? Mandatory if you make less than 250k a year or you will have to pay a new tax if you do not want it.



Thanks for the warning! I know I'm late to the party, but how much money do you actually make? I don't want to know how much allowance your daddy gives you.

I want'to know how much money you, yourself actually earn out in the real world? Less than 250K perhaps?

My allowance? My gas card. I can use as much fuel as my heart could want. I love driving.


My earnings.
Last year 700k
This year I'm at 456k
I get a percentage of every franchise and rent we own, daily. [emoji182]
Today's earning was $1249.00 and it's only 8:58
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08...515d6c3bf0.jpg

That does not matter, the message is what matters





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BIGJake111 08-17-2015 07:11 AM

Wow!
 
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08...1ac7520ecd.jpg

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-17-2015 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BIGJake111 (Post 461928)


[emoji23][emoji85][emoji119]🏻[emoji482]


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BFeller 08-17-2015 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plus3db (Post 461863)
Just when we thought he was gone.......
The wannabe little boy has to come back and polluted this forum with his BS narcissistic crap.

It really is sad that his parents are such losers that they raised such a poor example of a human being

No one cares how much money or what things they have because it doesn't matter to any of us. Some of us have much more and others have much less. The difference is none of us have the need or desire to tell everyone about it because we have self esteem.

Even his forum name reeks with self importance

DONT FEED THE TROLL
Just ignore him

If he asks for help
ignore him

if he makes stupid ignorant comments
ignore him

if he posts his irrelevant pictures and videos
ignore him


DONT FEED THE TROLL

I would like to add one:

Don't quote trolls. (It screws up blocking lists.....)

JayG 08-17-2015 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFeller (Post 461930)
I would like to add one:

Don't quote trolls. (It screws up blocking lists.....)

+1
don't quote or feed the troll

pony13ca 08-17-2015 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayG (Post 461939)
+1
don't quote or feed the troll


I respectfully apologize. It is an obvious waste of time.

JayG 08-17-2015 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pony13ca (Post 461966)
I respectfully apologize. It is an obvious waste of time.

no, your post was not a waste, the subject is a waste of everything
:cheers:

clickman 08-17-2015 12:25 PM

Man, I wish the guys at Rennlist had a crack at this.

JayG 08-17-2015 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickman (Post 461972)
man, i wish the guys at rennlist had a crack at this.

+ omg!!!! Yes!!!

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-17-2015 12:58 PM

Wow!
 
https://vimeo.com/136551499
My Laramie 2500 Ram work truck. 60k to make me feel like a Cowboy [emoji182]



Lunch at my desk


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Crono0001 08-17-2015 01:17 PM

I'm sorry, but this thread is gold.

Why anyone would want to block this entertainment is beyond me.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-17-2015 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono0001 (Post 461978)
I'm sorry, but this thread is gold.

Why anyone would want to block this entertainment is beyond me.


I know right

Here's morehttps://vimeo.com/136553506


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Crono0001 08-17-2015 01:22 PM

No no no no, I don't think you understand, good sir.

You see, it really doesn't matter how much money you make, or who you are. Let me try to explain.
You could be the richest kid on the planet, either self made or inherited, celebrity or whatnot... And none of that matters because:

You have spent time trying (with incredible effort) to show off your wealth on a backpage Boxster forum to people you don't know or will ever meet.

That is why you are so funny. Thank you sir.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-17-2015 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono0001 (Post 461980)
No no no no, I don't think you understand, good sir.

You see, it really doesn't matter how much money you make, or who you are. Let me try to explain.
You could be the richest kid on the planet, either self made or inherited, celebrity or whatnot... And none of that matters because:

You have spent time trying (with incredible effort) to show off your wealth on a backpage Boxster forum to people you don't know or will ever meet.

That is why you are so funny. Thank you sir.


[emoji173]️[emoji177][emoji8]

Ily guys


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Crono0001 08-17-2015 01:28 PM

Do you take requests for vine videos?

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-17-2015 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono0001 (Post 461982)
Do you take requests for vine videos?


https://vimeo.com/136554962


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plus3db 08-17-2015 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono0001 (Post 461982)
Do you take requests for vine videos?

Great idea..,.
Maybe the troll will take a video of himself driving off a cliff

DONT FEED THE TROLL

plus3db 08-17-2015 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono0001 (Post 461980)
No no no no, I don't think you understand, good sir.

You see, it really doesn't matter how much money you make, or who you are. Let me try to explain.
You could be the richest kid on the planet, either self made or inherited, celebrity or whatnot... And none of that matters because:

You have spent time trying (with incredible effort) to show off your wealth on a backpage Boxster forum to people you don't know or will ever meet.

That is why you are so funny. Thank you sir.

Actually it is very very sad

All he can do is lie about having wealth, as anyone that actually has wealth doesn't brag about it, there is no need to. He actually thinks anyone here that owns a Porsche or multiple ones is impressed with his pathetic self?

He can say anything he wants and can't back up any of it. Just because he say he makes all this money does not prove he does. If he actually made that kind of income, why does he drive an old used Boxster instead of a brand new spanking GT4 or something else new?

He gets a few $100 bills and flashes then to try to impress us, only the true fact is no one is impressed

Yes, I guess it is mildly amusing watching someone make a complete fool of themselves, kind of like the Jackass movies

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-17-2015 02:03 PM

Wow!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by plus3db (Post 461986)
Actually it is very very sad



All he can do is lie about having wealth, as anyone that actually has wealth doesn't brag about it, there is no need to. He actually thinks anyone here that owns a Porsche or multiple ones is impressed with his pathetic self?



He can say anything he wants and can't back up any of it. Just because he say he makes all this money does not prove he does. If he actually made that kind of income, why does he drive an old used Boxster instead of a brand new spanking GT4 or something else new?



He gets a few $100 bills and flashes then to try to impress us, only the true fact is no one is impressed



Yes, I guess it is mildly amusing watching someone make a complete fool of themselves, kind of like the Jackass movies

https://vimeo.com/136557495




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Crono0001 08-17-2015 02:29 PM

Can you take some videos of you burning some cash? Please set fire to some bills and then light a cigar with it. Please?
Shouldn't be a problem since you ballin'

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-17-2015 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono0001 (Post 461993)
Can you take some videos of you burning some cash? Please set fire to some bills and then light a cigar with it. Please?
Shouldn't be a problem since you ballin'


That's disrespect to money, I would never dare.

You and your maggot mentality,

Your comment is insulting.




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tommy583 08-17-2015 02:47 PM

Please please don't get a fast new sports car Jonathan. You aren't ready and I wouldn't want you to die or have anything bad happen to you. I want to hang out with you and go to cheesecake.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-17-2015 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommy583 (Post 461998)
Please please don't get a fast new sports car Jonathan. You aren't ready and I wouldn't want you to die or have anything bad happen to you. I want to hang out with you and go to cheesecake.


It's my fav place when I want to hang out

[emoji182]


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Crono0001 08-17-2015 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 461997)
That's disrespect to money, I would never dare.

You and your maggot mentality,

Your comment is insulting.




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Okay, can you buy a dozen fish tacos and light them on fire? And then smoke a cigar with that then?

Crono0001 08-17-2015 02:59 PM

Actually since you might find burning fish tacos as insulting, can you buy a vehicle that's not insulting? Like a PT Cruiser? And light that on fire? Then smoke a cigar from your burning PT Cruiser? Please?

Shouldn't be a problem since you ballin'

Timco 08-17-2015 03:11 PM

http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/a...pspvp12rx9.jpg

http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/a...s/DSC04248.jpg

http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/a...psnfcfbsoy.jpg

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-17-2015 03:16 PM

Wow!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Timco (Post 462004)


[emoji119]🏻[emoji119]🏻[emoji119]🏻
10k


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Timco 08-17-2015 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 462005)
[emoji119]🏻[emoji119]🏻[emoji119]🏻
10k


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Went straight to property taxes. Took the pic because I grew up fairly poor and that's the most cash I've ever held or seen in person. It was a final draw from a big job.

JayG 08-17-2015 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timco (Post 462006)
Went straight to property taxes. Took the pic because I grew up fairly poor and that's the most cash I've ever held or seen in person. It was a final draw from a big job.

Spoken like a REAL man

Crono0001 08-17-2015 03:46 PM

Please address my request. Don't ignore me.

Please light a vehicle on fire and smoke it. Should be childsplay money to you.

BIGJake111 08-17-2015 04:01 PM

http://jalopnik.com/spoiled-kid-tries-to-get-new-ferrari-by-setting-fire-to-1723335319

Not to give anyone any ideas...

78F350 08-17-2015 04:13 PM

...............removed

Crono0001 08-17-2015 05:14 PM

I still haven't seen a response.

I am asking the 986 community to step forward and make my request known to Mr.HansLanda.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-17-2015 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono0001 (Post 462016)
I still haven't seen a response.

I am asking the 986 community to step forward and make my request known to Mr.HansLanda.


Bro I will never address you.

You spoke of burning money. To me, you are worth less to me than an aborted fetus.

Don't ever address me.

Burning money, how I despise your mind and soul.


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JayG 08-17-2015 07:00 PM

BURN MONEY!!!!
http://986forum.com/forums/uploads01...1439866824.jpg

EVERYONE POST THIS!!!


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