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BIGJake111 03-30-2015 07:53 PM

A reminder, to not be this guy.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SMY89peBrc

Well this is painful to watch. :ah: :confused: :barf:

Porsche9 03-30-2015 08:03 PM

You would think that he would stop.

jacabean 03-30-2015 08:05 PM

What the hell was he smoking !

KRAM36 03-30-2015 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacabean (Post 442678)
What the hell was he smoking !

Pretty sure that video was from Colorado.

particlewave 03-30-2015 08:16 PM

Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia (same difference :p).

Crazy Canadians! :D

BIGJake111 03-30-2015 09:02 PM

It is one thing to spin once, but he just keeps at it. Maybe there was a rat under the accelerator and he was trying to kill it?

schnellman 03-31-2015 03:51 AM

Driving like he stole it.

Luv2Box 03-31-2015 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schnellman (Post 442707)
Driving like he stole it.

If I ever stole a car I wouldn't draw attention to myself by driving like that. :eek:

steved0x 03-31-2015 06:45 AM

1 Cayman wheel for sale, found on side of road. Minor damage.

kk2002s 03-31-2015 06:52 AM

Yee-haw
Let-er Buck
He still had 3 wheels, why did he stop??????

That reminds me of my teen years after a kegger

Perfectlap 03-31-2015 07:29 AM

The guy filming in the Hummer should have kept his distance once he saw that a sports car was hopping the median due to driver retardation. You can see the car to his right back off but he wants to get good video :rolleyes: and doesn't slow down.
Following that close behind with the median to his left and a moron acting a moving chicane leaves him exposed. Not to mention his rolling house has the maneuverability of a shark in a hot tub. Typical SUV driver obliviousness to his car's limitations.

nicecar 03-31-2015 07:37 AM

Jake , where do you find these things? My kids are always finding funky stuff on the net. Oh I forgot you are young enough to be my kid as well. LOL The video is unbeleivable , that guy is not smoking weed, more like CRACK!

silver-S 03-31-2015 03:32 PM

I was behind Firebird a few years ago when something like that happened. The car ended up backwards up against a fence made of railroad ties. I stopped and ran over to check on the driver and it turns out he had been having a stroke. He had no idea what was happening because he wasn't in control of the car or his body. So, don't be too hard on the poor guy who just ruined his Cayman. He may be wondering what the hell just happened, too.

Joe B 03-31-2015 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGJake111 (Post 442676)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SMY89peBrc

Well this is painful to watch. :ah: :confused: :barf:

I don't think you heave to worry about that (us being "that guy")!

dbear61 03-31-2015 08:42 PM

It's actually a very interesting video. Obvious the driver is new to both the car and RWD.

Hard to tell why he/she blasted off at the green light; maybe the Hummer was riding his ass and the takeoff was supposed to be an automotive middle finger.

With the wet pavement, clearly a poor decision. But it seems that the car actually does okay coming off the stop, and he doesn't lose control until what seems to be the shift from first to second in what seems to be pavement not as slick.

Anyway, control is gone, he crosses the median and accelerates back to the proper side, then doubles down as he gets back into wet pavement.

It's like a rapid thought progression: "Watch this speed, Hummer douchebag! Crap, losing control. Can't let others think I don't know what I'm doing. I'll slam back on course. Oops, too far. Gotta show I can handle this. Whew... Crap! Wheels are spinning again. I need to get away to avoid embarrassment. Crap, I'm spinning out again! Mother puss bucket! There goes a fricking wheel!!!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!! I'm in TRAFFIC! Get to the shoulder, you fargin' idiot! F**K F**K F**K F**K F**K F**K!!!!!!!! Sigh."


DBear

nicecar 04-01-2015 12:44 PM

I think the hummer was with the Porsche. He follows to the other side after wheel comes off.

BoxsterSteve 04-01-2015 12:50 PM

Total dipwad.
Needs to lay off the electric lettuce.


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