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BIGJake111 03-02-2015 11:38 AM

Kissing in a Boxster
 
Okay, the time has come, we need to figure exactly how to go about this, the seating position, bolsters, and hand break make this quite the uncomfortable situation. Any work arounds?

san rensho 03-02-2015 11:40 AM

I think a "reach around" might work, but I don't know of any work arounds.

thstone 03-02-2015 11:43 AM

As with pricing, if you have to ask....

coreseller 03-02-2015 11:49 AM

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CraigM 03-02-2015 11:53 AM

frunk?
....

BoxsterSteve 03-02-2015 01:09 PM

You guys are sick.
I'm proud, keep up the good work.

RedTele58 03-02-2015 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CraigM (Post 438551)
frunk?
....

Yup. You'll have to get her out of the car - it just wont work...

Rear decklid and fenders work well too. Just watch out for scratching the paint.

peterbrown77 03-02-2015 01:29 PM

Ahem... you can do a lot more than kiss in a Boxster

Fintro11 03-02-2015 01:36 PM

Better stick with the text books, she will end up getting half of your boxster

herve_g 03-02-2015 02:48 PM

Seat time should be reserved for track practice ;)

jdraupp 03-02-2015 03:10 PM

Better make sure she's single or this boxster will also be meeting an untimely end in a parking lot.

rick3000 03-02-2015 03:20 PM

It depends how flexible you are.

+1 for keeping a blanket in the trunk.

BrokenLinkage 03-02-2015 03:23 PM

Protect the leather
 
The how part, well the added challenge of the boxster just adds to the fun, you'll enjoy having to figure it out for yourself. But if she takes too long fumbling for the seatbelt, that is your cue to reach over and help her get it. From that point, I think nature will enhance your creativity.
Meanwhile, if you expect a really great date, take the windscreens out, and lay a towel over her perforated leather seat...

healthservices 03-02-2015 03:28 PM

http://media-files.gather.com/images...96/f3/full.jpg

how it is done with a volvo

cfos 03-02-2015 03:38 PM

In response to the first post...

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGJake111 (Post 438545)
Okay, the time has come, we need to figure exactly how to go about this, the seating position, bolsters, and hand break make this quite the uncomfortable situation. Any work arounds?

There is a "manual" that will help you express yourself:

Boxster tips (and I do mean that kind of "transmission")

I suggest reviewing numbers 2.2, 2.5, 3.13, and 3.14, before going through the rest.

BIGJake111 03-02-2015 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by healthservices (Post 438595)


Is it bad that I really want one of these volvos. Ironically enough there are blankets in the trunk. She personally really wants us to get an old Mercedes, could be nice. http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15...10347367ca.jpg

jdraupp 03-02-2015 04:20 PM

Cfos, LOL!

coreseller 03-02-2015 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cfos (Post 438596)
In response to the first post...



There is a "manual" that will help you express yourself:

Boxster tips (and I do mean that kind of "transmission")

I suggest reviewing numbers 2.2, 2.5, 3.13, and 3.14, before going through the rest.


While I admire your looking out for Jake's future soul mates, my guess is she'll be of similar ilk..............

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JK Jake.....................:)

Timco 03-02-2015 06:17 PM

I'm 17 years older than my son.

Actually, just over 18 years older now that I think about it. But, a car may or may not have been involved. 1978 Pinto Wagon. Sleeping bags FTW!

Just saying...........

BIGJake111 03-03-2015 11:40 AM

Great replies, quite a set of laughs. @fintro11 and yes, this one is single!

Joe B 03-03-2015 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGJake111 (Post 438599)
She personally really wants us to get an old Mercedes, could be nice.

Us? She got fleas :rolleyes:?

dbear61 03-03-2015 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGJake111 (Post 438545)
Okay, the time has come, we need to figure exactly how to go about this, the seating position, bolsters, and hand break make this quite the uncomfortable situation. Any work arounds?

Big Jake,

I would think kissing IN a Boxster is the same as kissing anywhere else. It requires the two of you to press your lips together. If you wish to add the French aspect, part your lips and extend your tongues.

:p

DBear

kk2002s 03-04-2015 05:29 AM

Jake:
One thing leads to another

http://986forum.com/forums/uploads01...1425479201.jpg

.......... Aren't You ???

BIGJake111 03-04-2015 11:49 AM

Kissing in a Boxster
 
Well as with any inquiry, it's good to experiment and find what works. There are more benefits then protecting your car to park in a far off corner spot.

We may have ended up tardy due to losing track of time while in the parking lot during lunch, but a scientific discovery has came about. Despite a few beeps of the horn, it is found that one can easily spend extended amounts of time with their lips to another's in a boxster. The trick is to have her sit in your lap and wrap her legs around you. Surprisingly comfortable.

steved0x 03-04-2015 12:36 PM

That's nothing. Get back to us when you can report on this:

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Perfectlap 03-04-2015 12:55 PM

Kissing is fine but remember actions have consequences...

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jmatta 03-05-2015 06:16 AM

Only thing I want to kiss in my Boxster is the "perfect" apex...at my age, driving fast is (almost) better than sex!

Pdwight 03-05-2015 07:27 AM

Sex
 
I have forgotten

Fintro11 03-05-2015 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmatta (Post 438992)
Only thing I want to kiss in my Boxster is the "perfect" apex...at my age, driving fast is (almost) better than sex!

Driving some fast twisty mountain road is better than sex at any age !

Pdwight 03-05-2015 07:45 AM

Trust me
 
There are a lot of things (especially at my age) that are better than sex

kk2002s 03-05-2015 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fintro11 (Post 439004)
Driving some fast twisty mountain road is better than sex at any age !

Certainly lasts longer

JayG 03-05-2015 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kk2002s (Post 439010)
Certainly lasts longer

speak for yourself :p

Nimbus117 03-05-2015 09:48 AM

Depends how big she is, this is essential reading if she's a 'larger' lady: Will a fat bird fit in my Boxster? - PistonHeads

coreseller 03-05-2015 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimbus117 (Post 439017)
Depends how big she is, this is essential reading if she's a 'larger' lady: Will a fat bird fit in my Boxster? - PistonHeads

THAT thread was CLASSIC!!!!!

BIGJake111 03-05-2015 11:51 AM

Good news is she likes the twisties as much as I do!

kk2002s 03-05-2015 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGJake111 (Post 438896)
... The trick is to have her sit in your lap and wrap her legs around you. Surprisingly comfortable.

Don't forget pictures or it didn't happen :cool:


Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGJake111 (Post 438896)
Good news is she likes the twisties as much as I do!

Warning - Don't try this at home as this was a professional driver on a closed course

BIGJake111 03-05-2015 01:19 PM

http://youtu.be/d0cqCiOPV5w


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