My wife is leaving me......

[Jager]

Originally Posted by husker boxster

I've been bachin' it for 33 yrs. Haven't killed myself yet.

Laundry:
Socks, underwear, jeans all together. Med temp. Dry for an hr.

Polos or dockers - wash by color. Cool temp. Dry for 20 min then take them out immediately and place them smoothed out on your guest bed. Won't need to iron.

Towels - same as socks.

Be sure to remove the lint from the dryer screen each time.

Sounds like now would be a good time to do a bunch of grilling. Get some baked potatoes already in cellophane - pop them in the microwave for 6-7 min. Corn on the cob wrapped in wax paper - 2 min in microwave. Watermelon - cut the rine into small chunks and send down the disposal.

Let the good times roll.

Bachin for 33 years... I don't believe you... You're not that old.