You know your a Porsche owner when...

[newob]

When people ask what kind of car you drive and they raise their eyebrows slightly at your response. Then they ask if they can drive it.

when driving on the interstate and someone tries to race you and you very easily outdistance them in a few microseconds

when you realize you are the only car in the parking lot with a parking ticket out of all the cars that don't have a permit.

when the best part of your day starts somewhere around 4000 rpm

[Touch The Icon]

When your friends ask you "hows the Porsche" before they ever ask about your families well being lol

[schnellman]

... you know the longest route to run everyday errands.