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Johnny Danger 03-13-2013 06:59 AM
New Car Wax
 
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I just picked up a jar of this new wax. I'm hoping it's as good as they claim.


Mitchell and King Launches $97,060 Most Expensive Car Wax

HAUSIDMT 03-13-2013 08:16 AM
Is it made from ground unicorn horns?

Johnny Danger 03-13-2013 09:26 AM
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Is it made from ground unicorn horns?

From the labia majora of mermaids is what I was told ?

Coffinhunter 03-13-2013 09:30 AM
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From the labia majora of mermaids is what I was told ?
hmmmm.....salty

Mark_T 03-13-2013 11:21 AM
There's no way I can afford that. I'm going to see if my neighbor wants to go half-ers on a jar.

coreseller 03-13-2013 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 331417)
From the labia majora of mermaids is what I was told ?
Good God you are a sick individual....................

Yes, I had to look it up................

Frodo 03-13-2013 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 331417)
From the labia majora of mermaids is what I was told ?
I didn't know mermaids even had such parts! Where are they to be found...hidden beneath a layer of green scales?? Sounds fishy to me (pun intended!) Hmmmm...

particlewave 03-13-2013 02:09 PM
Reverse mermaid, duh!
Fishy top, leggy bottom ;)

Johnny Danger 03-13-2013 02:32 PM
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Apparently pectorals as well.

Johnny Danger 03-13-2013 06:01 PM
I tried some of this fancy stuff on the D-mobile today. Great wax, but unfortunately I spilled quite a bit of it in the process. :(

Timco 03-13-2013 06:26 PM
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That's nothing. Real men use more masculine rims..

dbear61 03-13-2013 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger (Post 331483)
Apparently pectorals as well.
I don't know about labia majora, but she certainly has majora starfish pillows.

DBear

Perfectlap 03-14-2013 09:00 AM
That mermaid bought herself two permanent bouys... she's officially sink-proof.

manolo 03-14-2013 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by coreseller (Post 331465)
Good God you are a sick individual....................

Yes, I had to look it up................
You don't know what a mermaid is? :-p


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