01-15-2013, 03:42 PM
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Boxster Paranormal Activity !
There's been some strange occurrences happening around the Danger Pad as of late. First, I had a bizarre dream that I had been kidnaped and held hostage by a group of life-like Charlie Chan mufflers. I'm not sure how to interpret this ? All I know, is in the morning I felt exhausted. Next, I discovered this number that had somehow mysteriously appeared across the bathroom vanity ! Hmm... I think it's time to call in some experts.
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Last edited by Johnny Danger; 01-15-2013 at 04:00 PM.
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01-15-2013, 03:46 PM
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Even more strange! If you turn those numbers upside down it says 986. Maybe the Mayan calendar was off by a few days?
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01-15-2013, 03:46 PM
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It's telling you to start your IMS replacement project!
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01-15-2013, 04:51 PM
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Is that a Yellow Towel?
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01-15-2013, 05:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1olddude
Even more strange! If you turn those numbers upside down it says 986. Maybe the Mayan calendar was off by a few days?
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Even more strange-er-er - take 986 and multiply it by 7. Then multiply the result by 11. Then multiply the result by 13. 
Creepy.
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01-15-2013, 05:37 PM
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Sticky notes on hygiene or date names?
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01-15-2013, 06:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by coreseller
Is that a Yellow Towel?
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With a yellow accent wall?
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01-16-2013, 09:48 AM
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The return of Ghostrider?...
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01-16-2013, 12:05 PM
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Clearly whoever took that picture is a vampire, as he has no reflection in the mirror!
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01-16-2013, 12:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rondocap
Clearly whoever took that picture is a vampire, as he has no reflection in the mirror!
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JD doesnt have one, years of training but it can be done.
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01-16-2013, 02:35 PM
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OH, NO!
Johnny, it's multi-dimensional alien beings! You can see them through the doorway, there, in their tiny sphere-covered spaceship!
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01-16-2013, 03:15 PM
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I have unconfirmed reports that a radical break-off group of Kiwanis are responsible for this. I knew I should never have infiltrated that organization like I did years ago. Now their out to get me ! 
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01-16-2013, 03:47 PM
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I heard it was a splinter cell of Massachusetts' Amish looking for payback regarding unleavened whole wheat, not to mention your pro ported interruption of last year's Rumspringa.
Word is you've also maligned Druids with Gum Disease.........better watch out JD.......baaaad monja........
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01-16-2013, 05:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by coreseller
I heard it was a splinter cell of Massachusetts' Amish looking for payback regarding unleavened whole wheat, not to mention your pro ported interruption of last year's Rumspringa.
Word is you've also maligned Druids with Gum Disease.........better watch out JD.......baaaad monja........ |
Don't worry, I've got some reinforcements coming in from Our Lady of Perpetual Motion.
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01-16-2013, 05:29 PM
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I hear you're gonna need them...................
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01-16-2013, 06:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by coreseller
I hear you're gonna need them...................
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Ah, Quaker women packing heat. I love it !
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01-17-2013, 05:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
Don't worry, I've got some reinforcements coming in from Our Lady of Perpetual Motion.
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JD, are you sure that isn't, "Our Lady of Perpetual Orgasim" (vump, vump, vump!)? See The Adventures of Phoebe Zeitgeist for reference, circa 1968
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01-17-2013, 06:38 AM
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To hell with the nuns ! I brought in the "deacon" !
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