Isn't there a cream or salve for that?

An ointment in fact.

Mr. Frost would have loved a Porsche:

Driving Back Roads on a Dec Evening

Whose roads these are I think I know.
Their homes are in the village though;
They will not see me driving here
To watch my car carve up their roads.

My little car must think it queer
To drive so slow because a mailbox near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his tips a mighty shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of breezy wind and tire wear.

The roads are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

How can JD survive the IMS Bearing replacement?
 

How can JD survive the IMS Bearing replacement?
When he can’t see his 986 hiding in some auto establishment;

His IMS bearing, original Porsche reign,
Has been known to fail, causing extreme price pain;

You can read about his thoughts torturing him,
Is he doing the right thing? His day seems grim;

I say to Johnny Danger, keep your thoughts bright,
You are doing the right thing, get some rest tonight;

Soon you will have a new bearing that will last much longer,
And it will make the Dangermobile motor extremely stronger!

Bearing strong, in Speed Yellow skin,
He has the LN solution;
Bespoke exhaust and suspension,
He cares not for polution!

Miles are low, but will they go
Higher; now that trust is apparant.
Money spent wisely, sleep had soundly,
Now that complete is the transplant!

Poetry is so 1800's, I think I'll need to add a Songify to this thread to bring it up to date.

Pre Race Prayer - Songified

Everyone needs more culture, especially us yanks in the U.S.

Why do birds suddenly appear ... when my bearing starts to shear ? .... Because just like LNE ... they want to be ... close to me.

Since my poetry has become too purple for everyone, I decided to hire my own poet. It's amazing what you can get for minimum wage. Here's an example:

Rose are red ... violets are blue ... if you don't change your oil regularly ... it will turn to goo.

Phew, Keats has nothing on this guy !

Joined the Boxster boards
What's this thing called IMS?
Out 800 bucks

Why Does My Boxster Create So Much Pride?
 

Why does my Boxster create so much owner pride?
After all this time, walking away I still glance aside;

Far from variation or thoughts to change,
Newly-found models seem to be a little strange;

Why still drive thy nine-eight-six, always the same?
Because every exhaust note calls my name;

Why bother buying something new, tis money well spent?
Performance and reliability, still an argument;

Steering, balance and control, nothing can compare,
The exquisite sounds of thy M96 mid-engine are quite rare;

O, Boxster, I take much owner pride in you,
For my best, dressing old parts to make look new;

For as the sun is daily, new and old,
So is my joy driving nine-eight-six, never to be sold.

Jager,

How doth the juices flow !!!

Greatness! :)

I love bad haiku!

TO

Normally from a bottle of Cabernet or Syrah.