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Old 06-23-2005, 07:40 AM   #6
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Too odd! This reminds me of a joke...

A guy was driving down a lonely country road when something blazed by his passenger side door and kicked up a lot of dust.

He tried to downshift and keep up with it to determine what it was, but this thing was so much faster than his sports car that he couldn't keep up.

He saw whatever it was make a right turn into a farmer's land and up his drive to the back of his property.

He drove up and the farmer greeted him. "Howdy, can I do something for you?"

"Yeah" says the guy. "What on earth was that thing that flew by me on the road? I couldn't catch up with it to see what it was, but it went right behind your barn."

"Oh, that's just one of our three-legged hens" said the farmer. He then went on to say "The state university students bred these three-legged chickens so families with more than two kids could give each kid a chicken leg at dinner. They asked me to raise a few and I agreed."

The driver asked, "So do they taste as good as a two-legged chicken?"

The farmer replied, "Couldn't say. We can't catch 'em."

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