TOP THIS! Haters Vandalise Boxster in Los Angeles. Great Story w/Illustrations & Pics
 

:eek:

Hi all,

I thought I would post my experience to make all victims of vandalism feel just a little bit better. :)

The Boxster was parked on a well lit street in Alhambra, near a strip well known for dinner and dancing. It was 3 AM when I discovered the Boxster with damages. Apparently the Vandals stepped on the hood of the car, stomped on the windshield a few times and kicked the passenger side mirror right off. Also, shows damages of object being thrown at it, as well as trying to rip the front bumper off.

Now for who done it?? Well, that's yet to be determined. :rolleyes:

Message to Vandal/s:

Sorry your girl wanted to F%@$ me! :ah:

Cost of damages have not been accessed by Insurance Adjuster or Porsche Dealer.

My guess would be in the neighborhood of $5,000-$10,000. :barf:

Still cheaper than if I would have caught the coward who did this; :chicken:


Kicking his a$$: Free :dance:
Night in Jail/Lost Wages $500.00
Defense Attorney Fees: $8,000.00
Hospital Bills: $10,000.00
Pain & Suffering: $15,000.00


Total: $33,500.00

Minus Ins. Deductable: $1000.00

Equals= $32,500.00 SAVINGS!! :D



Freedom from County Jail: PRICELESS!!! :)

whoa! That sucks I am so sorry.

In the midst of all bad things, good thing you had the hard top or else your soft-top would have been sliced...

And I was just started to get really pissed at a nick I just found on my front bumper. Everyone needs perspective. Sucks, man, GL with the repairs :(

Nothing worse than a chicken that has to go after a car and not the person they are really mad at.

Whoooooooa. You win, dude, you win!! :(

^^^ I agree :cheers:

I doubt a woman did that. All I ever did was dump a beer in a guy's BMW and I was pretty pissed at him. We aren't usually so violent. :p

Sorry about your car, I hate to see a Boxster get torn up like that. Also, good luck with your VD.

Man, sorry about the car. That's rough. But I'd be more concerned about the # of diseases and illegitimate bastard kids you've racked up from your conquests.

"... And now, without further adieu, this year's Annual Wilt 'the stilt' Chamberlain Award goes to..." :D

good luck with all your problems. :cheers:

I don't get it . How is that post supposed to make us feel better ?

Sorry to hear about your car. Beyond that, if you ever have a daughter, I bet you'll hope that she meets a bunch of guys just like you! Good luck.

Probability wise, I would say that 200 plus women is at best a stretch. :dance:

More interesing is why someone would say such a thing. :confused:

That said, this thread is my nomination for the strangest I have seen. :barf:

Likely it is a put on. :D

Shoot, I've been with 3,586 men in my 36 years of life. Is that a problem? :p

Only for the last 3,500 of them. :eek:
:D

When I first read this post I was looking forward to another IMS failure posting to read..........I'm frankly surprised it took this long for others to (rightfully so) pile on.

If no one objects, how about I shut this thread? I see it going down the rabbit hole so to speak! :)

Not only sould this post be locked (and I don't condone locking threads) but it should be deleted, since it reflects poorly on this Forum.

All those in favor?
Aye