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jrdiesel01 11-23-2008 12:46 PM

TOP THIS! Haters Vandalise Boxster in Los Angeles. Great Story w/Illustrations & Pics
 
:eek:

Hi all,

I thought I would post my experience to make all victims of vandalism feel just a little bit better. :)

The Boxster was parked on a well lit street in Alhambra, near a strip well known for dinner and dancing. It was 3 AM when I discovered the Boxster with damages. Apparently the Vandals stepped on the hood of the car, stomped on the windshield a few times and kicked the passenger side mirror right off. Also, shows damages of object being thrown at it, as well as trying to rip the front bumper off.

Now for who done it?? Well, that's yet to be determined. :rolleyes:

Message to Vandal/s:

Sorry your girl wanted to F%@$ me! :ah:

Cost of damages have not been accessed by Insurance Adjuster or Porsche Dealer.

My guess would be in the neighborhood of $5,000-$10,000. :barf:

Still cheaper than if I would have caught the coward who did this; :chicken:


Kicking his a$$: Free :dance:
Night in Jail/Lost Wages $500.00
Defense Attorney Fees: $8,000.00
Hospital Bills: $10,000.00
Pain & Suffering: $15,000.00


Total: $33,500.00

Minus Ins. Deductable: $1000.00

Equals= $32,500.00 SAVINGS!! :D



Freedom from County Jail: PRICELESS!!! :)

aBsOlUt 11-23-2008 12:52 PM

whoa! That sucks I am so sorry.

In the midst of all bad things, good thing you had the hard top or else your soft-top would have been sliced...

IFlyS5 11-23-2008 03:20 PM

And I was just started to get really pissed at a nick I just found on my front bumper. Everyone needs perspective. Sucks, man, GL with the repairs :(

Rick V 11-23-2008 05:40 PM

Nothing worse than a chicken that has to go after a car and not the person they are really mad at.

eslai 11-24-2008 09:46 AM

Whoooooooa. You win, dude, you win!! :(

Wingnut2u 11-24-2008 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jotoole
Looks like a typical tap dance. Random. Happens a lot. Someone did the dance across about 10 new Benzs' front hoods at the neighborhood dealer. Don't think anyone's afraid of you, but the STD's you're spreading. 2 kinds of people: talkers and doers. Never been confronted, one on one, by a talker threatening to k... my a... They bring backup, who turn out to be p_ssys too.
You did not deserve to have your car kicked in. But take comfort in whoever it was, just might be involved with a real ho. Just not as many as you are.
Best of luck.

^^^ I agree :cheers:

LoveBunny 11-24-2008 11:23 PM

I doubt a woman did that. All I ever did was dump a beer in a guy's BMW and I was pretty pissed at him. We aren't usually so violent. :p

mts 11-25-2008 04:15 AM

Sorry about your car, I hate to see a Boxster get torn up like that. Also, good luck with your VD.

Adam 11-25-2008 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrdiesel01
:eek:

Now for who done it?? Well, that's yet to be determined. I've been with a lot of Women (200) in my young 31 years of life, and anyone of those girls would have good reason too, but can't say for sure. ;)

Man, sorry about the car. That's rough. But I'd be more concerned about the # of diseases and illegitimate bastard kids you've racked up from your conquests.

Lil bastard 11-25-2008 12:32 PM

"... And now, without further adieu, this year's Annual Wilt 'the stilt' Chamberlain Award goes to..." :D

FTD 11-25-2008 12:51 PM

good luck with all your problems. :cheers:

gmboxster 11-25-2008 01:35 PM

I don't get it . How is that post supposed to make us feel better ?

Jump 11-25-2008 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrdiesel01

Now for who done it?? Well, that's yet to be determined. I've been with a lot of Women (200) in my young 31 years of life, and anyone of those girls would have good reason too, but can't say for sure. ;) Maybe it was the girl's Boyfriend that was trying to get at me that night. :rolleyes:

Sorry to hear about your car. Beyond that, if you ever have a daughter, I bet you'll hope that she meets a bunch of guys just like you! Good luck.

Brucelee 11-25-2008 07:52 PM

Probability wise, I would say that 200 plus women is at best a stretch. :dance:

More interesing is why someone would say such a thing. :confused:

That said, this thread is my nomination for the strangest I have seen. :barf:

Likely it is a put on. :D

LoveBunny 11-25-2008 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brucelee
Probability wise, I would say that 200 plus women is at best a stretch. :dance:

More interesing is why someone would say such a thing. :confused:

That said, this thread is my nomination for the strangest I have seen. :barf:

Likely it is a put on. :D

Shoot, I've been with 3,586 men in my 36 years of life. Is that a problem? :p

JackG 11-26-2008 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoveBunny
Shoot, I've been with 3,586 men in my 36 years of life. Is that a problem? :p

Only for the last 3,500 of them. :eek:
:D

coreseller 11-26-2008 06:15 AM

When I first read this post I was looking forward to another IMS failure posting to read..........I'm frankly surprised it took this long for others to (rightfully so) pile on.

Brucelee 11-26-2008 06:23 AM

If no one objects, how about I shut this thread? I see it going down the rabbit hole so to speak! :)

bmussatti 11-26-2008 06:58 AM

Not only sould this post be locked (and I don't condone locking threads) but it should be deleted, since it reflects poorly on this Forum.

Jeph 11-26-2008 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brucelee
If no one objects, how about I shut this thread? I see it going down the rabbit hole so to speak! :)

All those in favor?
Aye


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