Boxster/Cayman descriptions

The comments underneath the article are the hilarious part of the entire post. Boxsters are for badge whores that can't afford a 993, viva la 911 snobs to the rescue. Am I the only one here that would drive a 550 if it were available to me? Or an old speedster? I'm quite sure Porsche put the badge on because they consider the car a Porsche, then again I heard this same lame argument for the ten years I drove my much cherished 944. I read an article once where a former factory driver said the 924GT was his favorite Porsche, apparently he's an imbecile in the eyes of the "engine out over my ass end" crowd.