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Old 03-22-2011, 04:52 PM   #1
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An Abomination !!

This is perhaps one of the worst abominations I've ever seen done to a vehicle. Granted the 348 is now quite a bit long in the tooth . Still, its nevertheless a marque automobile in its own right . This person should be brought before an Italian firing squad .

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It gets worse !
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Old 03-22-2011, 05:10 PM   #3
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I couldn't resist one more .
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What, you don't like cute little dolphins???
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It is missing the pissing boy sticker and the "In loving memory of..." decals in the rear window.




and oh yeah, the truck balls hanging under the rear end.
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Old 03-23-2011, 08:24 AM   #6
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Why the ass of a dolphin on the hood of a Ferrari?
Is this Axl Rose's car?
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Old 03-23-2011, 09:29 AM   #7
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Even a velvet Elvis would be better than that !


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Oh Johnny, Johnny! Where do you find these aesthetic crimes? A bit hypocritical to have a performance car decorated the the eco icon of the left, the dolphin, don't you think? There is no account for taste including Yallar cars and purple underwear.... :dance:

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Oh Johnny, Johnny! Where do you find these aesthetic crimes? A bit hypocritical to have a performance car decorated the the eco icon of the left, the dolphin, don't you think? There is no account for taste including Yallar cars and purple underwear.... :dance:

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Get it right. They're purple with rhinestones !
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Get it right. They're purple with rhinestones !
Rhinestone embedded underwear, you really do live dangerously!
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Rhinestone embedded underwear, you really do live dangerously!

Not really, in this case he is so cool that his butt floats about 1/2" above the seat anyway so no hostile contact. Now that's really KOOL!!!


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that is one dirty ass engine for 2300 miles!
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Not really, in this case he is so cool that his butt floats about 1/2" above the seat anyway so no hostile contact. Now that's really KOOL!!!


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This is perhaps one of the worst abominations I've ever seen done to a vehicle. Granted the 348 is now quite a bit long in the tooth . Still, its nevertheless a marque automobile in its own right . This person should be brought before an Italian firing squad .
No Mermaid! That is an abomination.
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That is tragic!
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If the F car owner had real class they would be driving a Boxster. All they did with the ad for Sea World was to reinforce their position in life. Ed
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it is still a Flippin Ferrari
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wow I brought this back from the dead. Sorry I was searching earlier
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Old 02-05-2012, 06:20 PM   #19
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It is still a Ferrari... And I would like to say, it'd destroy your Boxster S and you can watch those dolphins swim away from you in a race lol

However; that is a very sad ferrari I bet it never gets driven how it's supposed to
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it'd destroy your Boxster S and you can watch those dolphins swim away from you in a race
The 348 while still a ferrari, is not all that fast of a car. The performance is about on par with a boxster S and the odds someone could keep it from spinning when pushed through a corner at full tilt are pretty small. They are known as a bit of a "dark horse" of the ferrari lineup....tricky handling, average performance, and unreliable....still beautiful cars though.

There are two things that 348 is missing though...praying cowboy decal and naked lady mudflaps.

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