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Johnny Danger 08-14-2013 06:13 PM

The IMS "Absolution" !
 
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There are unconfirmed reports that LN Engineering and Flat 6 Innovations are secretly working on a new IMSB replacement called the IMS "Absolution". Sources say that the new bearing won't require any installation. But, rather it can be "miracled" in place ! Both companies are waiting on final approval from the Vatican.

Jake Raby 08-14-2013 07:02 PM

Its all in the installation tool... Really. Its at the Patent Attorney's office now.

Johnny Danger 08-14-2013 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jake Raby (Post 357448)
Its all in the installation tool... Really. Its at the Patent Attorney's office now.

Hallelujah Jake ! :)

san rensho 08-14-2013 08:03 PM

Let us pray:

My father can play dominoes better than yours can!

Dominic go frisk' em!

Hayden 08-14-2013 09:29 PM

Confirmed. A buddy of mine heard about this a while back and got in touch with them last month to see if there were any employment opportunities available. Sure enough, he received the initial Certified Bearing Exorcist application on Monday for when/if God allows the program to move forward. Pricey trip, but worth it to do His will. Fingers crossed.

Johnny Danger 08-16-2013 12:07 PM

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There's also "IMS Camp" for youth aspiring Porsche owners.

manolo 08-19-2013 12:35 PM

Can they "pray the IMS away"?

Johnny Danger 08-20-2013 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by manolo (Post 358166)
Can they "pray the IMS away"?

In "tongues" no less.


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