Now that's gotta hurt!
 

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Porsche Boxster is Crushed Beneath Large Tree in Central London

UK: October 29, 2002

A Porsche Boxster is crushed beneath a large tree which fell onto it during strong winds in central London October 27, 2002.

Storm force winds and heavy rain battered many parts of Britain on the weekend morning.

Story by JMS/CMC
Photo by STRINGER/UK

That would be a shock!
 

Man, how'd you like to wake up to that? Bummer.

Bad Dream!
 

Call the insurance agent and then call the Porsche dealer and order up a new car. That one's a goner.