O2 Sensor Readings - P1125 and P1132 and Other Readings

[yummyporsche]

Running into DTC's in pending for P1125 and P1132 and can't get the I/M readiness monitors for emissions testing. DME 7.2. Driven this thing a lot trying to get emissions going, but decided to get a scanner to check out the readings.

I got an Autel MD802 and got these readings in red:

O2 Sensor Bank 1 Behind Cat. Conv: R= 320 ohm , V = 0.7
O2 Sensor Resistance behind Cat. V. Bank 2: 192 ohm, V=0.7

Throttle Plate Angle Potentiometer #2: 1.6%
Carbon Canister Load 126.72
Engine Roughness Cylinder, 0.3 - 0.5 l/s^2

Other Information:

MAF: 5.7g/s

Seems unlikely that both my O2 sensors would be bad, or that both my cat. converters would be bad. What would cause the carbon canister load value high, and engine roughness cylinder?
+ also tried to take them off for cleaning but they're seized in there and can't get em out.