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Old 10-10-2006, 08:09 PM   #1
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That is one mean looking pussy.



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THis little feline won't MEOW. No sir. It will answer with a roar.

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Old 10-11-2006, 10:49 AM   #2
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Now remember, Rail, we must watch our tongues when talking about pussy. Oh crap!! you know what I mean. Just as the the other thread got heated about using the word gay.

Now this is a mean, calculating pussy. Or better said, this is what happens when pussy gets under the gun.
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Old 10-11-2006, 11:14 AM   #3
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Jeff, your picture collection of felines with firearms is impressive !

Glad you don't collect photos of unarmed cats...cuz that would be pretty gay.
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:41 PM   #4
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Jeff, your picture collection of felines with firearms is impressive !

Glad you don't collect photos of unarmed cats...cuz that would be pretty gay.
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What collection. I always admire great looking pictures of p . . .errrr. . . .well you know, felines.

This kitty was disarmed just outside a school.
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:53 PM   #5
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"This kitty was disarmed just outside a school."

Ah..black humor. Glad you cleared that up, as with the turban I assumed that the cat was Al Qaeda.
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:00 PM   #6
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It is all about profiling. Pussy with a turban is very suspect.
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Old 10-12-2006, 05:53 AM   #7
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"This kitty was disarmed just outside a school."

Ah..black humor. Glad you cleared that up, as with the turban I assumed that the cat was Al Qaeda.
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Geeezzzz. I forgot how careful you must be these days!! Errr, well, that kitty was disarmed and he was only posing. He was actually making a fashion statement. No politics, must mayhem.

Note that had not turban kitty been disarmed, sniper kitty would've performed the following:
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