Danger Danger...Useless Thread
 

Please read no further if you are disturbed by non technical data or remotely funny pictures.

Disclaimer: This potato is over the age of 18.

wow that cool.. how big is it?

Big my man...real big.

The wood liners looks like wood liners used for the porch area, so I would say the potato has the size of a football??

Your tater gives me an idea. It's crazy, but it just might be crazy enough to work!!!!

Your tater gives me an idea. It's crazy, but it just might be crazy enough to work!!!!

I no longer have to wonder - "whatever happened to Isaac from the Love Boat?"

See, this post ended up answering a forum member's question !

Whoa Griz, you had me at "Baron of Beef". Taters and Beef...Taters and Beef.

useless thread i agree.

looks like a potato 4 inches long by 2 inches wide, whats so big about that potato.

very odd, i'm lost!

you 18 or the potato

sorry must be thursday, worst day of the week!

here's a better thursday picture!

I love the rear on both subjects above!

I think Rail has been back to Cocoa Puffs and bad milk! :)

I'm.... I'm just so happy......

This is the best Thursday EVER!

I disagree -- if you look at the ratio of the width wood that is rolled on the edges to the width of the wood that is flat, as well as the spacing between boards, I'd say it could be a wooden park bench rather than decking. Which makes that potato on the larger side of average at best.

And I'll echo Brucelee's observation on the other picture -- 2 fantastic rears! :)

Shouldn't stuff like this go in off-topic section?

Anyway... The largest potato ever was supposedly 7 pounds 1 ounce.

I am happy to see that the potato is 18, otherwise there might be some legal ramification for posing in the nude. :eek:

Shouldn't stuff like this go in off-topic section?

I'd like to take this one step further and suggest we start a separate section dedicated to discussion of tubers and legumes.

Don't worry Rail - I've got your BACK!

I disagree -- if you look at the ratio of the width wood that is rolled on the edges to the width of the wood that is flat, as well as the spacing between boards, I'd say it could be a wooden park bench rather than decking. Which makes that potato on the larger side of average at best.

- Yellowjacket


I'm going to have to disagree with both of you, as the wood closely resembles stacked rail-road ties in my mind. That would indicate the potato is approximately the same dimensions as the Compaq P910 computer-monitor collecting dust in my garage with roughly the same monetary value.

Alternatively, the wood could be flat-ended toothpicks shot at high magnification which would make the subject-potato preternaturally small, minute even.

These wide difference in perception might actually indicate that the tuber in question is in truth, a magnificently rendered CGI potato.