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Old 06-12-2006, 05:31 AM   #1
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You all have family counting on you at home,Im 18 and have no kids. I will "take one for the team" and go for you guys.
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Are the majority of women in South America as appealing to the eyes as your assistants?
There are tens of thousands of them. An 18 year old guy driving a Porsche here? Unless you have an eyeball in your forehead you would have to pay a security guard to keep them away......
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Old 06-12-2006, 05:34 AM   #2
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Car on beach....
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Old 06-11-2006, 03:56 PM   #3
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She keeps telling me "papi! mas fotos de mi en internet? si si??"
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Old 06-11-2006, 05:48 PM   #4
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Haha I think I saw some pictures you posted on Rennteam as well, right? Nice to see more pictures of your assistant.. I mean of your car!
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Old 06-11-2006, 09:25 PM   #5
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Hi,

To me, she has kind of spindly axles, but an absolutely GREAT differential !! Did I say that..?? Mrs. MNBoxster's been away too long and not coming home for another 3 weeks - Barclay's Classic, US Open, Commerce Bank Championship... ...

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Old 06-12-2006, 05:58 AM   #6
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Our new forum will be called 986assistant.com.

The membership will soar quickly I think!

Good luck on the car and the girls. You will need it!

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Old 06-12-2006, 06:35 AM   #7
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This has to be the WORST post ever.
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Old 06-12-2006, 06:51 AM   #8
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This has to be the WORST post ever.
Actually, I have always liked red cars!

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Old 06-12-2006, 07:09 AM   #9
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nothing wrong about liking red cars, but the other coments written in this forum are just degrading...

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That one is 20. The other two are 19 and 21 that I will upload soon.....
People do have names....and who talks like that....oh that's right I forget where dealing with little boys.
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Old 06-12-2006, 07:17 AM   #10
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This has to be the WORST post ever.
I thought the worst post ever was "I traded my Boxster for a BMW"
Now THATS vulgar!

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Old 06-12-2006, 07:34 AM   #11
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oh oh. I have offended a middle age American woman.

Seems I have degraded my assistants by my use of language. I will have to return to skool and learn how to speaka the English more correcto. Ooops...I mean speak NewSpeak more correctly.

I promise now to never upload any more offensive material and immediately go indoctrinate myself in Western Feminist Philosophy. I will return my Porsche also and use the money to buy my assistants Judy, Diana and Luisa each a brand new Volvo. :ah:
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Old 06-12-2006, 09:45 AM   #12
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I thought the worst post ever was "I traded my Boxster for a BMW"
Now THATS vulgar!


hey, my non-shimmy-shaky BMW is offended!
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Are you sure that she's twenty? Check her ID again. She looks like she's twelve.
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She was in college until I fired her so she must be an very smart 12 year old.

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