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Old 01-07-2014, 06:01 AM   #26
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Man to wife: Remember when we first got married? We lived in a cheap apartment, drove a junk car and had no money in the bank but I got to sleep with at 23 year old hot chick. Now we have a $500,000 house, a new $40,000 car and a big savings account but I'm sleeping with a 68 year old grandmother. I don't think you are holding up your part of the bargain.

Wife to husband: OK, go find yourself a 23 year old hot chick and you will once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a junk car and have no money in the bank.
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