Ok, so I went to a Vanilla Ice concert in my neighborhood and in my understandable excitement I totally forgot I left my top down.  While enjoying Ice Ice Baby it started to rain.  I realized it when I got home, checked the carpet and the computer under the seat, all was good, barely wet.  The seats were a bit wet, just wiped them off and closed the top.  It was sunny the next morning, so the car sat in the sun for a few hours.
Well, the next morning I opened the door and parts of the seats had shriveled and are cardboard hard.  I searched on here and purchased some soffner leather conditioner from colorplus and used the whole pint (not at once, over the course of 7-8 days).  Still not soft, I think they're ruined 
  
Anyone have any other ideas, short of replacement?  They were in good shape prior to that guy "cookin 'em....like a pound of bacon."